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The Unofficial Catalog of Dirty Diapers #1: The Duke Nukem

October 20, 2009

For all the upsides of fatherhood, there are certainly some drawbacks. Chief among them the seemingly endless variety of dirty diapers one encounters from day to day. This is an unofficial catalog of selected specimens.

The Duke Nukem

duke-nukem-trailer-comingThis diaper announces its impending arrival with raucous, bombastic fanfare. You kind of can’t help but be in awe, as though there’s something special in the making.

As you open the diaper, you hold your breath, anticipating insane action, over-the-top gruesomeness and some well-timed expletives.

Then you open the diaper to find that it was all hype, and that there’s nothing there.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Tim permalink
    October 21, 2009 8:17 am

    Niiiice.

  2. Bonnie MacDougall permalink
    October 21, 2009 9:20 am

    Good God you’ve got guts! A serial catalogue of what’s in diapers. Can’t wait.

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