Hamster-Sized Cows
May 1, 2006
The wife
and I just had the following e-mail conversation…
Me: http://www.slate.com/id/2140552/?nav=tap3
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Jamie: We can not get a cow….no matter how sweet or
loveable….absolutely not!
Jamie
love you!
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Me:
What about one of those Cuban mini-cows? They’re Smith-sized.
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Jamie: We can only have 4 pets….I’m SURE that includes mini cows….
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Me: We have a hamster.
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Jamie: See we’d be
way over with a cow…
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Me: Hamster-sized cow?
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Jamie: I would okay a
hamster sized cow….
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damned if you DOOGS 
Matt,
I am beginning to grow really concerned with your continued odsession with the “Mini-Cow”. I think that some sort of intervention may be needed.
Chinchilla-sized cow?