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Cellphone Etiquette, Part 1

April 12, 2005


When engaging in a loud, animated wireless conversation in a public space (such as outside a coffee shop), be sure to look for an individual who is seated at a table, hands poised over the keyboard of his laptop, and who is obviously attempting to concentrate and be productive.

Then proceed to sit at the nearest table to said individual and carry on your pointless conversation.

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  1. April 13, 2005 5:45 pm

    As a bonus etiquette tip, be sure you cell phone ringtone is set at volume ten and blasts Wagner’s “Flight of the Valkyries”.

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