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This Is Smith

February 17, 2005

Smith on the Bed

He is utterly lacking in grace and coordination.  He falls off of furniture.  He slips on the floor when he gets moving too fast.  He smacks into walls on a regular basis.  He spills half the water he drinks onto the floor, and the rest he leaves on your pants. 

Basically, he’s a big, bumbling doofus.

And yet, he somehow managed a feat of unparalleled precision last night.  He managed to defecate in one of Jamie’s boots.  Not around, mind you.  Not on.  In.  Directly into the boot.

As disgusting as it was, I couldn’t help but commend Smith for his accomplishment.  Who’d have thought he was such an accurate bombadier?

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