Missile Command

September 18, 2009

If I had to settle on the one problem I have with the political right in its current form, it would be the knee-jerk propensity to FREAK THE HELL OUT over every little thing without stopping to think the situation through (much less offer, you know, alternatives). This “perpetual campaign” crap was tiresome during the Bush years, and now that Obama’s in office, it’s like all reason has gone out the window. Instead it’s just OPPOSE OPPOSE OPPOSE!

The most frustrating thing of it all is that I am a conservative. Or was. Or something. I’ve articulated as much several times on this blog. Maybe one day I’ll write a post going through my perspectives on a range of issues. We’ll see. But the GOP in its current form, the anger, the fear-mongering, the knee-jerk reactionism, the placement of some fantasy culture war ahead of the good of the country and, in cases, human decency, I just can’t support it. That is why I voted for Obama last November and why these days, I generally land a lot closer to the Democrats.

But today, I wanted to touch on the latest knee-jerk to come down the pipe – the one surrounding Obama’s decision to abandon the Bush administration’s plan to install elements of a long-range missile shield in fixed locations in Poland and the Czech Republic.

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FAIL.

September 1, 2009

Back in July I wrote a post about the Honda Crosstour and the troubling direction the design seemed to be taking.

This morning, Honda released photos of the Accord Crosstour and, well, yeah.

A few words come to mind. Hideous. Retarded. Unnecessary.

I would much rather have received this (the Euro-market Accord Estate):

One of the things I hate about living in the U.S. – the general revulsion toward hatches and wagons. And I don’t even think it’s a real revulsion. As the Mini Cooper, Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, Scion xB and xD, Subaru WRX, Mazda3, Kia Soul, VW Jetta Sportwagen and more and more cars prove every year, people crave options beyond a sedan or an SUV. But manufacturers still repeat that “Americans don’t like wagons” mantra. And then shove crap like this at us.


The Fire Brigades of Crassus

August 29, 2009

Marcus Licinius Crassus is a prominent figure in the history of the Roman Republic. Contemporary of Sulla, Cicero, and a little-known character by the name of Julius Caesar, Crassus was the wealthiest man in the Roman world. So wealthy that his vast riches alone earned him a spot on the First Triumvirate alongside Caesar and Pompey, who would later engulf the Republic in civil war over the matter of a salad recipe (I kid…).

Crassus began to amass his fortune in the aftermath of another civil war, when enemies of the state were proscribed, and their property seized and sold at auction. From here he branched out and discovered all sorts of nefarious ways to accumulate wealth.

One such method involved tracking down the owner of a property going up in flames. Arriving on the scene, Crassus would offer said owner a trifling amount for the presumably destroyed property. Once the owner agreed, Crassus would then bring forward his private fire brigade, put out the blaze, and take ownership of the slightly damaged property.

Talk about a dick move.

This predatory practice continued until Augustus rose to power and established a public firefighting force. Fire was a very real threat in the ancient world. It could very easily gut a city. Against that peril, the investment in public firefighting seemed well worthwhile, as it still does to this day.

I bring up Crassus and his fire brigades as a way of maybe shifting the conversation about public versus private enterprises.

Our country is historically suspicious of government-run anything. There is a belief that government programs are inefficient, and that, by virtue of capitalism, matters should be left to the markets and private industry.

In most cases, I agree. When it comes to selling computers and clothing, car insurance and houses, supply, demand and competition tend to make things better for the consumer. If someone gets lazy and starts building crap products, you or I can always go elsewhere. Likewise if someone starts charging too much for too little. This is because the profit a company takes is directly tied to the quality and/or price of their product or service.

But there are sectors where providing a service can have a negative impact on profit, or where profits can be enhanced by unscrupulous means. Crassus’ fire brigades are a prime example, and one reason why private firefighting companies are a very bad idea. I would say the same for law enforcement, the military, and search and rescue operations.

If you thought this would eventually come around to health care, congratulations, have a cookie.

Profit-driven healthcare is, in my opinion, a dangerous thing. It can work to a point, and with proper regulation. For example, the employer mandate stipulates that health care insurers must cover an employees receiving benefits through their employers regardless of pre-existing conditions. They can’t drop them the moment things get hairy.

If you happen to work for a small company, or strike out on your own, that protection is gone. An insurer can refuse to cover a pre-existing condition, or charge a premium so high you can’t afford it, or employ rescission to drop you when you need care the most.

As someone who knows several people who have struck out on their own, and who may do so one day himself, this terrifies me. It is an anchor around the neck of every entrepreneur in this country, an anchor that keeps people working for “the man” and that stifles innovation.

Furthermore, given the perilous state of the economy, this is an issue that concerns each and every one of us. You may get pretty decent benefits through your job today, but what if your employer decides they are no longer worth the expense? Or what if you get laid off, and haven’t found another job by the time your COBRA benefits expire (or can’t afford the COBRA premiums)?

If you want some real-world examples of this kind of stuff, I highly recommend perusing the excellent “View From Your Sickbed” accounts Andrew Sullivan has been collecting and posting. It’s easy to spout platitudes about the uninsured from 40,000 feet, it’s another matter when you see how this system could very easily turn on you, your family, or your friends.

I’m typically not a fan of government intrusion, but in some cases Adam Smith’s invisible hand is not enough to keep private industry honest, and in those instances I DO feel it is the government’s role – as an entity that can act without hyperactive profit motive – to step in and set rules. Or, if need be, enter the fray directly.

And I feel that is the case with health care, which, though we may not often think of it as such, is a very real factor in American competitiveness and, it could be argued, is a matter of national security.


Mail in an E-mail World…

August 3, 2009

I hate mail. I hate having to go check it (we have one of those “community boxes” at the end of the street). I hate that it’s either full of crap, more crap, or bills (which we pay electronically anyway). I hate that everything I pull out always ends up being dated.

I hate that mail almost ruined my Sunday. Read the rest of this entry »


Pet Peeve #5,873

July 19, 2009

When you put something for sale on craigslist, explicitly state “e-mail contact preferred”, and you get an e-mail to the effect of:

“I’m interested in the item you’re selling. Call me at…”

I don’t want to call you. I don’t want to talk to you on the phone. I want to arrange a time and place for you to pick it up, and that information is easily relayed over e-mail. You can even copy and paste right into Google Maps.

A corallary – asking if I will take less than half what I’m asking. No, I won’t. Asshats.


Writing Can Be Hard…

July 18, 2009

Writing can be hard. But not so hard as figuring out what to write.

It’s now been, what, two years and change since I finished the first draft of The Scourge of Rome? Since then, I’ve been beating my head against a wall trying to figure out what to write next. Alaric? The Cannae legions? Alaric again? The Scourge of Rome’s sequel?

Somehow, for some reason, nothing seemed to stick.

And now I’m running up against the same wall with regard to the latest plan – a novel about the Byzantine general Belisarius. Read the rest of this entry »


I Want My Damn Snuffaluffagus!

July 12, 2009

Like most children of the 80’s, I grew up on a steady diet of television. Mister Rogers. Voltron. Star Blazers, He-Man, GI Joe, and of course Transformers. To me, this was and will always be the golden era of kids’ television. I know, I know, I’m sure there are plenty of 19-20 year olds out there who will no doubt say the same about Barney, the Power Rangers or Pokemon, and Nolan’ll probably grow up with a similar sentimental attachment to Sid the Science Kid and Martha the Talking Dog.

But through it all, Sesame Street has been a constant.

Or so I thought.

Every morning, Nolan and I take to the couch, him with his waffle, banana, and whatever drink I can scrounge up, and me with life-giving coffee, and we watch TV. Sometimes I’m lucky enough to watch the previous night’s Tonight Show or somesuch other show on the DVR. When I’m not, we turn on Sesame Street.

When Nolan was born, this was exactly the sort of thing I was looking forward to as a parent. Watching Sesame Street with the kiddo. But as I watched, I started noticing things. Changes. This wasn’t the Sesame Street I’d grown up with. Read the rest of this entry »


10 Ways “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” Could Have Been Improved

July 10, 2009

Despite all the negative reviews, I actually enjoyed Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It was a big, dumb, fun movie, but it certainly could have been improved upon. Here are ten ways I think Bay and co. could have made a better film:

10 – Slow Down the Fights

In the first Transformers, the fight scenes were often a jumbled whirlwind of spinning metal, shot in such a way that it was hard to tell what was going on. Revenge of the Fallen really improved on the first movie by pulling back and, you know, actually showing the robots fighting.

But it was still hard to tell what was going on because the fights moved too damn fast. Well, except for the Matrix-style super-slow-mo money shots.

If they’d just slowed the fights down by 15-20%, it would have been much easier to follow what was going on.

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Google’s Chrome OS (or Why I Hate Linux)

July 9, 2009

While this may be news to those who don’t follow tech news, Google announced yesterday that they’re developing a standalone operating system – Google Chrome OS. While a lot of details are still shrouded in mystery and speculation, the official announcement offers something of a glimpse into their intentions:

Speed, simplicity and security are the key aspects of Google Chrome OS. We’re designing the OS to be fast and lightweight, to start up and get you onto the web in a few seconds. The user interface is minimal to stay out of your way, and most of the user experience takes place on the web. And as we did for the Google Chrome browser, we are going back to the basics and completely redesigning the underlying security architecture of the OS so that users don’t have to deal with viruses, malware and security updates. It should just work.

Honestly, this sounds great, especially for netbooks, which are mostly used for internet and a a few productivity tasks and not much else.

But Wired seems to disagree. Read the rest of this entry »


Thanks, Honda…

July 8, 2009

For the most part, I like Honda. My wife’s owned three, including our current Nolan Transport Device, a 2008 CR-V. I totally dig the Fit, to the point of considering it one of the two or three cars I’d opt for if I had to give up the Mini. And while I wish they’d give us the Euro-spec Civic hatchback, I really don’t dislike a single vehicle in their U.S. lineup (which is more than can be said for most of the car brands).

So when I found out Honda was going to introduce a crossover-ish vehicle to compete with the Toyota Venza, I was kind of intrigued. Read the rest of this entry »